'Everything Sucks' is the fifth studio album by the American punk rock band the Descendents, first released in 1996 through Epitaph Records.

It was their first album of new studio material since 1987's 'All,' after which singer Milo Aukerman had left the band to pursue a career in biochemistry. The remaining members (bassist Karl Alvarez, guitarist Stephen Egerton, and drummer Bill Stevenson) had changed the band's name to All and released eight albums between 1988 and 1995 with singers Dave Smalley, Scott Reynolds, and Chad Price.

TRACKLIST:

Everything Sux
I'm The One
Coffee Mug
Rotting Out
Sick-O-Me
Caught
When I Get Old
Doghouse
She Loves Me
Hateful Notebook
We
Eunuch Boy
This Place
I Won't Let Me
Thank You