Broden has a ham. It is a secret ham and it could be hidden fucking anywhere. For two million dollars, Broden will tell you the location of his secret ham - but only over the messaging app Wickr Me.
UPDATE: In devastating news a dog has eaten Broden’s Secret Ham. If there was anything salvageable we would sell the still sell the ham at a reduced price but unfortunately the dog got right into this ham. Broden and his family have taken the news pretty hard and are asking for privacy during these trying times.
